We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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