Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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