last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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