sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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