ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
