So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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