Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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