Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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