i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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