Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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