Who did Billy Mays play for?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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