awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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