My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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