I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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