Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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