whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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