ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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