i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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