new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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