I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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