I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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