doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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