he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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