Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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