Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
