at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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