sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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