That's intense
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
