dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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