The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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