Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have already put on my inside pants.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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