You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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