Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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