can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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