i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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