Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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