Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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