Nicole vs. Life
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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