is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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