How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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