there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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