We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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