But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
