he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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