LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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