Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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