Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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