The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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