But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
And then he peed in my hair
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