Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
please don't ironically join a cult
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